Scandalous breakup stories from ExBoyFriendJewelry.com!

Submitted by Lisa Steadman on May 19, 2009 - 9:27 am

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This post comes from my fab friends @ exboyfriendjewelry.com. Check it out…

For the last year and change, we’ve been running a website called www.exboyfriendjewelry.com. It’s a site where you can buy, sell or trade “Ex” jewelry and blog about your breakup. Every jewelry posting comes with “The Scoop” – the story behind the piece of jewelry and why it’s being sold. It’s a great way to get the pain of a past relationship off your chest and move on with your life…and it makes for some great reading! We love the website, the stories, the great deals we’ve gotten on a ring or two or three and we’re happy so many others seem to get something out of it as well.

We see all sorts of breakup stories on the site from the mundane (“Well, it just didn’t work out”) to the absolutely insane. But every once in a while, a post catches our eye and makes our jaw drop. Here are a few of our ALL TIME FAVORITE EXBOYFRIEND JEWELRY POSTS…so far. Enjoy!

“My ex gave me this ring a few short months before he dumped me…over the phone. It’s been buried in my jewelry box for two years and I am finally ready to say goodbye to the one last reminder of our relationship. He was a selfish jerk (he kept the video ipod I gave him just days before the breakup) but I got the last laugh – I’m now a lesbian!”

“My latest mistake decided that his idea of helping around the house was buying a Roomba robot vacuum. Not exactly what I had in mind so I booted him and kept the Roomba. Now that he’s gone, there is less mess, so the Roomba needs a better home.”

“Ok, here is the deal. Three years of what I thought was perfect, we went ring shopping. He proposed with this BEAUTIFUL ring! The hitch was that the next day he freaked out and MOVED IN WITH MY SISTER!!! Now they’re getting married and the family is all excited. I’m living in the Twilight Zone.”

“Here is my little “makeup gift” from when my ex, the eccentric millionaire next door, flew me to Tucson. When I got to the hotel to meet him, he was in bed with a call girl. He thought I’d like to experiment. He was surprised when I screamed and left to the get a cab to the airport. He was a schmuck. “

“A vow of poverty and that pesky little vow of celibacy. But all the clothes and rosary beads are free and NO MORE BOYFRIENDS to deal with either.”- A NUN

“I always wanted Tiffany jewelry from a boyfriend. Well, I finally got my wish, but with some drama. Turns out he bought the same exact pieces for his WIFE! DOH! He was married. And she’s the one that told me all about it when she called my office freaking out. Rightfully so! I’m glad those days are past.”

Excellent scoops, right? Now ask yourself, “Do I have some painful little reminder of relationships past lurking at the bottom of my jewelry box?” It may be time to get online, get writing and get it out of your life and on to someone who would love it. And you MIGHT find a little something for yourself while you’re at it…

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