Breakup Tip of the Week: Create the ultimate revenge plot
Submitted by Lisa Steadman on April 22, 2008 - 11:37 am
If you’re in the throes of a bad breakup, listen up. Chances are you’ve got revenge on the brain. After all, breakups sting. And we want to make sure our ex in as much pain as we are, right?
Stop right there. While revenge fantasies are sweet, revenge realities can come with restraining orders, jail time, and other unfortunate consequences. Do yourself a favor. Instead of actively acting on your revenge fantasy, live out the scenario in your head. You can even write it down in your journal. Make it as vindictive, ridiculous, as scandalous as possible! If needed, buy a couple of dolls at your local toy store and act out the revenge fantasy in your living room. Run him over in a plastic jeep! Stick pins in his thick skull. Put his picture on the wall and throw darts at it. Do what ever it takes to exorcise your post-breakup rage. But do it in the comfort of your own home where you remain safe and secure. Don’t get so caught up in the fantasy that you hop in your car, speed over to your ex’s house, and bash his windshield in. Not worth the consequences!
Good luck and happy healing!
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